It's kind of like the people who live up there. Some of them have been living there their whole lives and have never seen where they live. Then you look up there and see them on their balconies and they're alone and you kind of feel sorry for them because they're alone you know.

Ramon

You just ate a strawberry that you can't have.

Louie [after a hot blonde asks for a strawberry and eats it without waiting for a reply]

Say what you don't know and learn everything.

Louie [translating Ramon's Spanish]

This is bullshit.

Louie [Upon seeing yet another hot woman strut by on the beach]

I know it's not popular to say, but I hate balloons.

Louie

Louie Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

This is bullshit.

Louie [Upon seeing yet another hot woman strut by on the beach]

I know it's not popular to say, but I hate balloons.

Louie