Louie "Telling Jokes/Set up" Quotes
Lori: Your sperms are dying inside my mouth right now. Goddamit! Where are the gentlemen? What is wrong with our country?
• Rating: Unrated
Lori: You know how many d**ks I sucked that I didn't want to suck? Because I'm a good kid. Because I do what's right. I never left anyone hanging how dare you?
• Rating: Unrated
Lori: Intimate? Me sucking your d**k isn't intimate?
• Rating: Unrated
Alan: That's young nervous penis. When you're 24 and single, your penis is like the young, nervous guy in the World War II movie in the foxhole. Any sound your penis hears, it's like, 'WHAT WAS THAT?!? LET'S GO! LET'S GO LET'S GO! I'm married in my 50s. My penis is relaxed. My penis is sitting in the chair, smoking a pipe, reading the paper. My penis is like Bing Crosby. It hears a noise it's like 'I think I heard a noise, could be a hand, could be a vagina, bub bub bub.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4