Lucifer Season 2 Episode 1: "Everything's Coming Up Lucifer" Quotes

Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I… love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can’t get enough. And… I’ve got lots of money… mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I’ll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.

Is everything all right, Detective? You seem distracted. Usually, I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.

Lucifer [to Chloe]

Devil emoji? That's it. I'm talking to a copyright lawyer today.

Ella: And besides, I think the devil got a bad rap.
Lucifer: You do, do you?
Ella: Sure. I mean, what did he really do that was so bad? What? Rebel against his dad? Ask some naked lady if she wanted an apple?
Lucifer: Be still, my heart. Do go on.

Oh, wait. Are you a method actor?

Ella

I'm sensing sarcasm and general loathing.

Look at you all broody. Suits you.

I'm asking a question. Are our sessions actually working or just making things worse?

Dr. Martin

I love drugs. Love them! Yummy, yummy, yummy!

Desperation makes for strange bedfellows.

Amenadiel: Well, maybe she's not in Los Angeles.
Lucifer: She's here. I kept her in prison for thousands of years. She's coming for me. I know it.

I don't know what your deal is, but you make me a better detective.

Chloe

Lucifer Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Lucifer: Once upon a time, a boy met a girl. They fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was they were celestial beings and that moment created the universe.
Dr. Martin: The Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did ya?

Amenadiel: Well, maybe she's not in Los Angeles.
Lucifer: She's here. I kept her in prison for thousands of years. She's coming for me. I know it.

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