This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet, or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.

Don

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I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.

Lane

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That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.

Joan

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Kinsey: He might lose his foot.
Roger: Right when he got it in the door.

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Peggy: This is good champagne.
Don: I don't think so.

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I don't like being judged.

Roger

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Only boring people are bored.

Betty

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Lane's assistant: Mr. Kinsey, you might wanna shave your beard.
Kinsey: What? Who the hell are you people?!?
Lane's assistant: That was a joke.

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