Why does it have to be like this? Why can't I get anything good all at once?

Pete

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• Added: August 17, 2009

There will be fat years and there will be lean years, but it is going to rain.

Don

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• Added: August 17, 2009

Sal: I've flown a few times but I've never seen a stewardess that game.
Don: Really?!?

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• Added: August 17, 2009

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Betty [on Sally]

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• Added: August 17, 2009

Am I ever going to sleep again?

Betty

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• Added: August 17, 2009

Lola: "I could listen to him read the phone book."
Peggy: "Well. When he gets to S, I need Howard Sullivan at Lever Brothers."

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• Added: August 17, 2009

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.

Don

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• Added: August 14, 2009