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How would you know what this feels like?


Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

Receptionist: She's kind of pretentious.
Peggy: I know.

It's worse when they notice sometimes.


Freddy: Can you imagine? Your financial future is in the hands of a room full of 22 year old girls.
Don: Not mine.

My mother was a nurse at the state hospital in Vermont, and that was the last time I saw so many retarded people in one building.

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