Mad Men

Mad Men "The Suitcase" Quotes

Don: Oh, come on! Ida was a hellcat? Cooper lost his balls? Roger's writing a book?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: You should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus, for giving you another day!
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Don: You are 20-something years old, it's time to get over birthdays!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peggy: Why don't you talk to Joan and get rid of [Mrs. Blankenship]?
Don: No. Joan knew exactly what I needed, and made sure that I got it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.
 • Rating: Unrated

Don: I wouldn't be good company anyway.
Roger: That's never bothered me before.
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Peggy: Should it be funny?
Don: Actually funny? Maybe. Funny like what I just saw? No.
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Don: I don't like Joe Namath. He hasn't even played in a professional game yet.
Peggy: He's very handsome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Blankenship: I don't know why everyone cares so much about it. If I wanna see two Negros fight, I'd throw a dollar bill out my window.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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