Mad Men

Mad Men "Waldorf Stories" Quotes

Roger: That don't seem to give awards for what I do.
Joan: And what is that?
Roger: Find guys like him.
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Stan [to Peggy]: I know you're ashamed of your body. Or you should be at least.
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Stan [to Peggy]: I know you're his favorite. I bet he takes you hunting and let's you carry the carcasses in your mouth.
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Roger: Who do you report to?
General: The President.
Roger: Of What? William Morris?
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Lane: Roger is a child and we can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself.
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Peggy: I was clapping and he thought I was clapping for him.
Stan: Who claps for themselves?
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Roger: I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess.
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Don: Do you got anything on Vicl's?
Peggy: Actually it's Vick. Vick Chemical.
Don: Answer the question.
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Danny: You know what they say: aspiration's as good as perspiration.
Don: That's not how it goes.
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