Mad Men

Mad Men Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 13: "Meditations in an Emergency"

Pete: Is Don on board with my promotion?
Duck: I'm the President, I don't need his permission, do I?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peggy: One day you're there and there's less of you and you wonder where that part went. If it's living somewhere outside of you and you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back and then you realize it's just gone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 11: "The Jet Set"

Pete: Come on.
Don: You wanna be on vacation Pete? Cause I can make that happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Six Month Leave"

Joan Holloway: One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "The Gold Violin"

Roger Sterling: [on grieving for celebrities] I mean Roosevelt, I hated the man, but I felt like I knew him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "Maidenform"

Joan: You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 5: "The New Girl"

Joan Holloway: Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobbie Barrett: This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Either you make it through this thing or you keep it to yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peggy: You'll have to believe me that I'll forget this. I don't want you treating me badly because I remind you of it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 3: "The Benefactor"

Don Draper: Has anyone tried to save this yet, besides Leopold and Loeb over here?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Flight 1"

Eugene: Hey Brooklyn, come home with me.
Peggy Olson: Nuh-uh.
Eugene: Why not? I live alone.
Peggy Olson: Why should I?
Eugene: [questioning] Because I like you, and we're having a good time, and I'm a good kisser and you know you want to.
Peggy Olson: Eugene, I'm in the persuasion business, and frankly I'm disappointed by your presentation.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 1: "For Those Who Think Young"

Peggy Olson: Sex sells.
Don Draper: Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don Draper: You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Doctor: So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had a physical in quite some time.
Don Draper: Yeah. I eat a lot of apples.
 • Rating: Unrated

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