I want to scream at you for ruining all this. Then, you tried to fix it and there's no point.


Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.

Don: Everything's gonna be fine.
Betty: How do you know that?
Don: You'll see.

If you can make it through a day like today, marriage is a cake walk.


Can someone please get my wife out of the kitchen? I have something very nice to say about her.


Don: Why are the kids watching this?
Betty: What am I supposed to do, Don? Am I supposed to keep it from them?

We have a new President and we're all gonna be sad for a little bit.


I don't care what your politics are, this is America. You don't just shoot the President.


Trudy: Have you been drinking?
Pete: The whole country is drinking!

I found out yesterday that Head of Accounts is going to Kenny and his haircut.


Everything you do is for her. I'm your wife!


Mr. Cosgrove has the rare gift of making clients feel they have no needs.


Mad Men Season 3 Quotes

Lola: "I could listen to him read the phone book."
Peggy: "Well. When he gets to S, I need Howard Sullivan at Lever Brothers."

"I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I've already been.