Mad Men

Mad Men Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 7: "Seven Twenty Three"

Peggy [to Pete]: Stop barging in here and infecting me with your anxiety.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency"

Don: This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet, or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lane: I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joan: That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kinsey: He might lose his foot.
Roger: Right when he got it in the door.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peggy: This is good champagne.
Don: I don't think so.
 • Rating: Unrated

Roger: I don't like being judged.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Betty: Only boring people are bored.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lane's assistant: Mr. Kinsey, you might wanna shave your beard.
Kinsey: What? Who the hell are you people?!?
Lane's assistant: That was a joke.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 5: "The Fog"

Peggy: It's my decision.
Pete: Your decisions affect me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peggy: I look around and I think: I want what he had. You have everything and you have so much of it.
Don: I suppose that's probably true.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Duck: This is your time, Peggy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Betty: Where's Don?
Nurse: He's in the waiting room.
Betty: Bulls**t. He's never where you expect him to be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: [The inmates] blame their mom and dad.
Don: That's a bulls**t excuse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis: You throw the ball around [with your son]?
Don: Not enough.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 4: "The Arrangements"

Pete: He has a dream, and it's our job to make it come true.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, sounds right, smells right. But something's not right. What is it?
Roger: She's not Ann-Margaret.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sally [on his grandfather]: He's dead! He's dead and he's never coming back!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "My Old Kentucky Home"

Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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