Mad Men

Mad Men Season 4 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Beautiful Girls"

Faye: Hello. My name is Faye.
Sally: I know. My dad just said that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Faye: Are you sure?
Don: I would have my secretary do it, but she's dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: That's not a strategy, that's two strategies connected by the word and. I can do "where the pros go" or I can do "everyone's welcome," not both.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peggy: I have to say, most of the things Negroes can't do, I can't to either...and nobody seems to care.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 8: "The Summer Man"

Don: I'm just gonna take you to your door.
Faye: And why is that?
Don: Because that's as far as I can go right now, and I'm not ready to say goodnight.
Faye: That's not what I expected.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan (to Peggy): No matter how powerful we get around here, they can still just draw a cartoon. So all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary, and you're another humorless bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don (to Peggy): You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker.
Lane: I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch.
Joan: Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Don: I like sleeping alone, stretching out like a skydiver...Cool patches to roll onto. I just appreciate it more.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Joey: There's a Joan at every company. My mother was a Joan. She even wore a pen around her neck so people would stare at her tits.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: You're so arrogant.
Joey: Me? What do you do around here besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
Joan: Excuse me?
Joey: I'm not some young girl off the bus. I don't need some madame from a Shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!
 • Rating: Unrated

Don: I should've finished high school. Everything could have been different.
 • Rating: Unrated

Don: They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "The Suitcase"

Don: Oh, come on! Ida was a hellcat? Cooper lost his balls? Roger's writing a book?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: You should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus, for giving you another day!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: You are 20-something years old, it's time to get over birthdays!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peggy: Why don't you talk to Joan and get rid of [Mrs. Blankenship]?
Don: No. Joan knew exactly what I needed, and made sure that I got it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.
 • Rating: Unrated

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