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Don: What's it like?
Midge: Like... drinking a hundred bottles of whiskey while someone licks your tits.

Listen, doctor, we know there's a black spot on the X-Ray, you don't need to keep tapping your finger on it.


Heinz Guy: I'm sorry to be so blunt, but I don't know if your company will be here in six months.
Don: I do.

It's good not to be the reason this place went down anymore.


It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them.


Peggy: That went well.
Harry: You have lipstick all over your teeth.

Lee Garner Jr. never took you seriously because you never took yourself seriously.

Bert (to Roger)

I would never use you like that because I know the difference between what we have and this stupid office.

Faye (to Don)
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