I used to feel pity for them, but now I realize we're all in the same boat.

Megan

Don: Where are you going?
Stan: I'm gonna have that sandwich on my desk. I need to get to it before you do.

Don: You have to make arrangements to be out of classes December 1st.
Sally: My calendar's full.

You know what they say about Detroit; it's all fun and games until they shoot you in the face.

Roger

Harry: I've got good news.
Don: You finally found a hooker who will take traveler's checks?

Megan: I wanna make you a real breakfast. You look terrible.
Don: So do you.

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.

Imagine if every time Ginger Rogers jumped in the air, Fred Astaire punched her in the face.

Ted

Why don't you join this company and read a memo once in a while?!

Ted

Pete: Please tell me you don't pity me.
Peggy: I don't.
Pete: Because you really know me.

He can't spend the rest of his life on the run.

Don

You hate that Daddy supports my dreams. You just think I'm a pain in the ass.

Sally

Mad Men Season 6 Quotes

Well, it's nice to know that no matter what, I got something done today.

Don

Oh it's just filled with profanity, marijuana smoking and simulated sexual acts. And a few songs.

Pete