That was close. Just won a hundred bucks. Woo!

Joe

You dug this big ass hole, and you're gonna fill it up.

Owen

You can't take away a guy's sale because he's a dick. Otherwise you'd still have zero.

Owen

Terry: You're Jordan, but when he played for the Wizards.
Marcus: You're Jordan when he played for the White Sox.

You listening Joe? I was just getting to the part about my diarrhea.

Manfro

You do know what the internet is? That place where you re-order your Viagra.

Marcus (to Terry)

Don't you watch him drive away. I got everything you need right here. Watch me walk away.

Owen

Men of a Certain Age Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

You do know what the internet is? That place where you re-order your Viagra.

Marcus (to Terry)

Don't you watch him drive away. I got everything you need right here. Watch me walk away.

Owen