Men of a Certain Age Quotes
Joe: Take it easy. Guys can play in the rain.
Albert: Not old guys.
Joe: What do ya think?
Albert: Minds eye that shit.
Joe: Why do you gotta make it sexual?
Owen: It's your birthday.
You are going to take that great "what if" that's been itching you, and you're gonna scratch the hell out of it.
Terry
Terry: The universe will give me what it wants to give me.
Owen: I thought you were off the pot.
Don't let bad Joe win, 'cause good Joe's kinda awesome.
Dory
You know they can save the tooth sometimes if you go to the dentist right away! And put it in milk!
Manfro
Joe: How ya feeling?
Manfro: Like ass. I got cancer, remember?
Terry: We're thinking about making some tweaks here.
Owen: Tweaks?!? He said it sucks!
Erin: And why are you wearing the overalls.
Terry: This was my best pair of pants.
Don't worry Mr. Joe. I have ten friends we call.
Carlos
Owen: I'm going on fumes. No sleep again last night.
Joe: Work stuff? Or just peeing?