Men of a Certain Age

Men of a Certain Age Quotes

Season 3 Episode 6: "Hold Your Finish"

Joe: Take it easy. Guys can play in the rain.
Albert: Not old guys.
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Joe: What do ya think?
Albert: Minds eye that s**t.
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Joe: Why do you gotta make it sexual?
Owen: It's your birthday.
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Terry: You are going to take that great "what if" that's been itching you, and you're gonna scratch the hell out of it.
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Terry: The universe will give me what it wants to give me.
Owen: I thought you were off the pot.
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