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Joe: Take it easy. Guys can play in the rain.
Albert: Not old guys.

Joe: What do ya think?
Albert: Minds eye that shit.

Joe: Why do you gotta make it sexual?
Owen: It's your birthday.

You are going to take that great "what if" that's been itching you, and you're gonna scratch the hell out of it.

Terry

Terry: The universe will give me what it wants to give me.
Owen: I thought you were off the pot.

Don't let bad Joe win, 'cause good Joe's kinda awesome.

Dory

You know they can save the tooth sometimes if you go to the dentist right away! And put it in milk!

Manfro

Joe: How ya feeling?
Manfro: Like ass. I got cancer, remember?

Terry: We're thinking about making some tweaks here.
Owen: Tweaks?!? He said it sucks!

Erin: And why are you wearing the overalls.
Terry: This was my best pair of pants.

Don't worry Mr. Joe. I have ten friends we call.

Carlos

Owen: I'm going on fumes. No sleep again last night.
Joe: Work stuff? Or just peeing?

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Men of a Certain Age Quotes

Manfro: I want my last meal.
Joe: Oh come on.
Manfro: I'm gonna be doing a lot of jokes like that so you better get used to it.

Erin: Old friend? She's not that old.
Terry: Actually she's 58.