Joyce: Oh my god! You're proposing to Tina?
Doug: Yeah, the timing's right. I can't go to Europe without that woman. There's a time difference. Then the cost of international calls is through the roof.

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Shelly: Look at this, Joycey. You think Jackie O got this turnout when she came back?
Joyce: Well, yeah, but her husband just died.

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Bambi: It's not the song that matters. It's who you jam with.
Richie: Wrong.
Bambi: When I listen to music with family, everything sounds right.
Richie: We're not family. We're friends who work together.
Bambi: That is so mean.

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Ruby: You brought this sack of shit?
Doug: Hey Ruby. Good to see you.

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Benji: So, you sell magazines about vaginas, huh?
Doug: About vaginas, no. We're mostly in the penis business now, actually.

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Evelyn: You remember Jared from First Baptist?
Tina: Mmhmm.
Evelyn: He has four sons now.
Tina: I bet he's a great dad.
Evelyn: You could give him a call since you love married men.

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Doug: You're the first person I want to share my news with, good and bad. I want to be that for you.
Tina: I want that, too.

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• Added: August 23, 2023