Doug: Man, I miss that sound. Money and tears.
Joyce: Stately pleasure dome decree.
Doug: You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. Maybe things are getting better.

Doug: You know, I haven't had a boss since I was sixteen years old. And now I have two. And one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger.
Tina: I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out.

Tina: Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down?
Joyce: My mother, no. My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff.
Tina: That something you want to talk about?
Joyce: No, not really.

Navy suits and pussy bows. They got you here. But you do not need to dress like a man to earn the respect of one.

Constance [to Joyce]

Tina: You're at ninety percent fuck you. You need to bring this down to about ten.
Richie: Only ninety?

Bambi: I just want you to be happy.
Shelly: Oh, I am. I'm very happy.
Bambi: Good. So am I.

Girl At Party: I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing in the Fun Time cabana?
Joyce: You know what, that is a great question.

Constance: Am I supposed to find the baby attractive? Because I do. But is that the intention of the piece?
Tina: Probably best to not think about it too hard.

Richie: You think anyone else knows how good we are?
Tina: Not a chance.

Doug: What the hell was that? We've got Rolling Stone posted up, and all the sudden, you decide to respect me?
Joyce: I don't know what you mean.

Simon: You know, you looked dangerously close to having a good time tonight.
Joyce: Yeah, I think that was the cocaine.

Shelly: Len, I was thinking about going back to Minx.
Lenny: It's about time.

Minx Quotes

Richie: Some crazy rich lady tracked me down. Offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her. She wants the Minx touch.
Joyce: What? Richie, no. That's beneath you.
Richie: I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson. Don't tell me what's beneath me.
Richie:

Reporter: You've had quite the ride, Ms. Prigger. How do you make it look so easy?
Joyce: Well, the real question is, why do men make it look so hard?