Modern Family
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I'm totally gay.
Gil
You got rid of Henifer!
Mitch
Don't Bugs Bunny me.
Gloria
Luke: Thank you, Alexandra. It's not easy being the smart ones in this family.
Alex: Don't compare us! Your last English paper came back with a Garfield sticker on it that said, "Way to Go!"
I love it that you're smart now.
Phil
Should we be concerned about group-molesting Serge?
Claire
Laura: Did you pre-heat my oven?
Jay: Not on purpose.
Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.
Phil
You're missing out on life, Mitchell. Take off your shackles and show people who you really are.
Cam
Alex: What is wrong with me?!
Luke: Nothing is wrong with you. You're just a freak who gets turned on by tragedies.
Alex: Oh my God. Is that why I'm dating a firefighter?
Mitchell! Just because mom us dead doesn't make her a saint!
Claire
I know it's crazy, but I've always had this dream that Dede would come back and haunt me after she died. Maybe it's because she told me that at my wedding!
Gloria
