Eric: You love games.
Nell: And I love tables. But never the twain shall meet.

Maybe I should alert the neighbors.

Sam [to Callen]

You know I'm a sucker for a choose-your-own adventure.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Nell: Is she blessedly beautiful or is she blessedly popular?
Eric: I like to think the two go hand in hand.

Dude, snap me!

Zak [to Deeks]

Don't kill me.

Abidi [to Callen]

Kensi: You know what they say: Keep your friends close but your frenemies closer.
Deeks: They don't say that.
Kensi: They most definitely do.

Oh well, not everyone checks all the boxes.

Kensi

Nice work, Harry Styles! I'm proud of you.

Deeks

Deeks: That looked like it hurt. Would you consider that a good decision or a bad decision?
Billy: A bad decision.

I just want to fill our lives with stuff that we both love.

Nell [to Eric]

Eric: Bob Vila's voice is like the sound of slowly sliced butter.
Deeks: That's what I said.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 10 Episode 9 Quotes

Maybe I should alert the neighbors.

Sam [to Callen]

Eric: You love games.
Nell: And I love tables. But never the twain shall meet.