NCIS: Los Angeles
Sundays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS: Los Angeles Season 14 Episode 1: "Game of Drones" Quotes
Deeks: Nice shot, honey.
Kensi: Baby, that was way too close. That guy almost shot you in the back of the head.
Deeks: If I had a nickel for every time I was almost shot in the back of my head, I could take us all to Cabo.
Deeks: I'm joking.
Kensi: Why?
Deeks: Because if I don't joke, this job is too painful to keep doing it.
Callen [eyeing Fatima's new sportscar]: Really?
Fatima: My old show went into syndication.
Callen: It's not exactly subtle.
Fatima: This is L.A., baby. Subtle stands out.
But then again, this is Hetty we're talking about. She's got more lives that a barn cat and Lord knows she's just as mean.
Kilbride [to Callen]
Fatima: Problem?
Shyla: Are you sure you don't want to run this by a more senior agent?
Fatima: You see a more senior agent in here?
Shyla: I like it. Go get 'em, girl.
Fatima: What is Anna thinking?
Callen: She's thinking somewhere between the two of us just going to City Hall and fulfilling Arkady's dream of recreating 'Doctor Zhivago,' with everyone on horses and real snow.
Fatima: Ok, love.
Raymond: What, are they going to change my diaper too?
Sam: If you need to wear one, yeah.
Raymond: I'd bite a bullet before I let that happen.
Kensi [to Deeks]: You know what I'm thinking?
Both: Home school.
Deeks: I'm not built for this. I think we should have got a raccoon.
Kensi [to Rosa]: But more importantly, have fun.
Deeks: That's the most important thing: Have fun.
