Sam: Honey.
Callen: I love you too. But what is it?

That's a great question. But I like to have a few beers before I start solving the world's problems.

Deeks [to Kensi]

I feel like a hamster on a wheel getting nowhere.

Sam [to Callen]

Callen: There better be some explanation.
Sam: Unless Rountree murdered someone this morning, there's no explanation for this.

People have certainly killed for less.

Kilbride

Shyla: It's OK to admit that a small part of you doesn't hate it here.
Kilbride: That will be a cold day in hell.

It's a knock. Learn how to do that.

Kilbride [to Roundtree]

I'll see myself out. Toodles!

Deeks [to Kilbride]

Roundtree: I'm making small talk.
Kilbride: And I'm making a concerted effort to forgive you for that.

I don't believe that this is a day you're going to remember fondly.

Kilbride [to Logue]

Lance: That was one hell of a plan.
Sam: Just another day at the office.

Lance: Let me guess: You've got a plan.
Sam: Always.