Tread lightly, my friend. My couch is always available.

Parker [to McGee]

Nick: What do you say we hightail it into town and rustle up some grub?
Jessica: Ooh. Look at you with the cowboy expressions.

McGee: I get the paper delivered every morning.
Jessica: That's so analog of you.

McGee: So even after being kidnapped, [Harper] was trying to save someone's life.
Kasie: Yeah. And apparently he got killed for it.

My life is in your hands and your lives are in mine.

Savina [to Parker and Logan]

Jim: They told me they would kill me if I talked. So please don't tell anyone.
McGee: How can we tell anyone? We don't even know your last name.

Parker: What would have happened if [Harper] attempted surgery in his condition?
Carrie: Let me put in this way. I wouldn't trust him to cut my steak.

Sloan: Next time I scream for help, bring a gun, not a stethoscope.
Parker: In case you hadn't noticed, there were three of them and one of me. So if I came out shooting, guess who gets caught in the crossfire?

Vance: I could never understand [Jared], not like you.
Jared: That goes both ways.

McGee: Curtis? You OK?
Curtis: I will be after three more minutes of Vitamin D.
McGee: Got the basement blues?
Curtis: Working in a room with no widows puts you in a dark place.

My father wasn't a terrorist. He was a patriot, like me.

to McGee}

The burden of genius.

Jessica [to McGee]

NCIS Season 21 Quotes

Jess: Going up?
Agent Rose: We're in the basement; going up is the only option.
Jess: There's another one (flicks the off switch).

Jess: I give up; where do the tech trolls keep their caffeine?
McGee: You can't say tech troll.
Jess: You say it all the time!
McGee: Yeah, well, that's different; I am one!
Curtis: Actually, now that Director Vance put you in charge down here, you're the troll king!