Necessary Roughness
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Divorce is like going to war. It's bloody, brutal, and expensive.
Attorney
My Dad used to say, life is like a football game. There's winners and there's losers.
Dani
My first divorce was like Vietnam. The second, kind of like a sit in.
Janet
Janet: Who's Trent?
Dani: Apparently he is a class ditching delinquent who is missing my daughter's hotness. This is awful.
I look like a refugee backup dancer from a Madonna video.
Dani
Janet: Do you remember what happened when your Mom said you couldn't go out with Ray?
Dani: I got married and pregnant. Oh.
Did your dress come with that scowl or was that extra?
Margo
You want to know what the new protein is? Earthworms. The guys a worm farmer. The night was destined to end with battery operated machinery.
Janet
If he can walk he can run, if he can run he can play. Make him walk by Sunday
Couch Purnell
Dani: He cheated on me ma' more then once.
Dani's Mother: But less then Tiger Woods.
When a person spins out you often can't tell until after they hit the wall.
Dani
I'm just playing. I would never bang his sister. She looks like a muskrat.
TK
