Nico: Are you going to slap me again?
Dani: No, but I'd like to.

If I could time travel I'd go back and figure out who stole your toys

Dani

Help me Obi-Wan KeDani. You are my only hope.

TK

"She makes Linday Lohan look responsible."

Troy

"Excuse me, Skeletor here is telling me I need an appointment to see you."

TK

I can't just snap my fingers and get her back up on the balance beam.

Dani

Nobody cares about gay the sequel.

Connor

Real love gives a person a sense of well being.

Dani

If she gets hurt in any way, you do not want me as an enemy.

Nico

People are more afraid of success than they are failure.

Dani

Do not play the compare game. That is deadly.

Dani

Are you pimping or assisting?

Dani

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani