Dani: How come none of your situations happen at a normal time?
Nico: Because jail time is anytime.

Shannon Prichard's sucking up loose jewelry faster than a Hoover.

Coach Purnell

Matt: Can't we all just get along.
Coach Purnell: Thank you Mr. Switzerland.

The brain tumor is operable and the kids abandon their father on a rat infested island.

Margo

What happens on the road, stays on the road.

Matt

Dani: You met him at a wine tasting class?
Jeanette: There's something to be said for adult education.

Terrence has a problem with boundaries. He's got none.

Dani

Dani: He wants more masculine therapy.
Matt: Masculine, what the hell does that mean? Go shirtless and sweat a lot?

Matt: He's coming to make nice.
Nico: I don't do nice. That's your department.

Cash: I think it's the heat.
Dani: I think it's the Scotch.

Your ten step program looks like it's about to send TK into a twelve step program.

Matt

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani