Pittman: I am flattered that you think of me as normal.
Dani: Oh, it's a relative term.

TK don't do no sumo Santa.

TK

You've got to chuck the Chuck.

Gonzo

You're going to have to speak a little slower and in a different language.

TK

Don't beat yourself up. That's my job.

Matt

The slump. Every athlete's worst nightmare.

Dani

My grandmother could get a nine. She's been dead for 15 years.

Pitman

I don't need the nonsense of football. It's just full of pain and agony and pressure...and disloyalty

T.K.

My soon to be ex-wife's sharks are looking for chum.

Pitman

I missed being in any bed last night.

Matt

Look Mom, I'm sorry but I can no longer be a part of the tyranny of carnivores.

Ray Jay

Vegetarian wasn't pretentious enough for you?

Lindsay

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani