Oh I miss you guys, like I miss my annual prostate exam.

Coach

All new season. All new set of crazy.

Matt

Lindsay: He eats frozen blood worms.
Dani: Ray Jay?
Lindsay: No. Mr. Fishy.

I hate that stupid, chirpy, happy sound.

Dani

I ain't dead yet, bitches.

T.K.

Mall parking lot. Odd spot for therapy.

Dani

The scariest skeleton in my closet is you.

Gabrielle

Marshall told you to dig. I bet he gave you a shovel too.

Gabrielle

To love you've got to leap.

Margo

To what do I owe the honor? Jail time? Strip club?

Dani

We can hand out copies of the court docs with the pennants and hats.

Nico

Maurice: I'm your worst nightmare, TK.
TK: I've got nothing but sweet dreams, baby.

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani