Think of it, two nights in a luxury villa. Food on tap. Drinks on tap. Me on tap.

Tamara

Holly: Byron said that when Mackenzie told you about her feelings for you, you said you wished you'd known.
Haz: Byron should have kept that to himself.

Jane: How do I look?
Byron: You look like a headmistress.
Jane: I am a headmistress.
[Terese comes in]
Terese: Jane? Why are you dressed like a librarian?

Nicolette: I was thinking about you and Reece.
Byron: Oh, here we go.
Nicolette: It's just, when I broke up with Kiri, I was a mess. It was only caring for Isla that got me through it.
Byron: Is there a point coming soon?
Nicolette: Find something to focus on.

I already feel like I'm losing him and now I've made it so much worse.

Holly

Leo: Are you looking for a loophole to block Krista's new job? This appointment is a done deal.
Paul: It looks like we're stuck with her, at least for now.
Leo: Why don't you give her the benefit of the doubt like you did with me and Chloe?
Paul: Yeah, that's what we'll tell the Sinclairs.

Jane: They've reduced our time from 90 minutes to 45. It's like they already decided against it
Theresa: I wouldn't read too much into it. Just relax. We're passionate and prepared, and most of all, our idea is brilliant.

Just when I get rid of one Sinclair, another one drops in, and this one's the dregs of the family.

Paul

Sadie: Presents are my jam. It takes me weeks to find the perfect one. [Looks at a scarf] Who's that for?
Mackenzie: Haz. I knitted it for him myself in his favourite colour.
Sadie: Seriously?
Mackenzie: What? He gets cold in the mornings. And didn't you just say it's about the perfect gift?
Sadie: There's the perfect gift and then there's handknitting a scarf for the body you're hot for.

Leo: The thing about Lassiter's is that it's all about two things: people and my dad.

Krista: Reece has appointed me as her representative to look after Lassiters.
Paul: You gotta be kidding me. Lassiters is not a plaything.
Krista: Funny, cause Reece says that's exactly how you've been treating it.

Dad insists on playing a Christmas carol on his guitar every day. It's like the worst Advent calendar ever.

Holly

Neighbours Quotes

I quit my job. I gave up my future. And I feel like it's all because of you.

Susan

Toadie: What do you get for the couple that has everything?
Melanie: What do you get for a groom who's been married six times?