New Girl Season 2 Episode 22: "Bachelorette Party" Quotes
You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!Jess
Jess: If we're all really honest with ourselves, isn't it all about the gonads? Am I right, ladies?
I am throwing Cece's surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.Jess
I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano's phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.Schmidt
Shivrang's Aunt: Who is this?
Schmidt: I'm Gerard Depardieu. Who do you think I am, lady? I'm Schmidt.
Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.Schmidt