Well, this just in, the dress code for Winston's banquet tonight is...optional.

Schmidt

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Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.

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What's up, Coach? You have so many sweatpants! You need to buy normal pants!

Jess

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• Added: April 15, 2014

Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!

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Boob season's over, for you!

Jess

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• Added: April 15, 2014