Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know, but I'm gonna live there some day.

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CeCe: Guys are always just showing me off, and I hate it.
Schmidt: I want to tell people about us because I think you are the dopest, flyest, smartest, ballsiest woman that I've sexually enjoyed in really long time.

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• Added: February 21, 2012

Come on Schmidt! I can't be the first woman who's ashamed to be with you.

CeCe

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Jess: Who do I speak to RE: getting something removed from the Internet?

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• Added: February 21, 2012

I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.

Schmidt

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• Added: February 21, 2012

I wish there was a word that meant complete satisfaction and complete self loathing.

CeCe

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• Added: February 21, 2012