New Girl Season 2 Episode 12: "Cabin" Quotes
If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.Nick
I can't believe I'm the sober one. That's actually never happened before in my life.Nick
Jess: But I need like a backstory, like why am I mad at the can?
Angie: The can is your ex-boyfriend and he did not respect your space and thought that your arts and crafts section of your house was ridiculous.
Angie: Yeah, enough?
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
I wanna be the black friend you never had.Schmidt
You were so light and charming you were like Pixar Winston.Schmidt
Can we just concentrate on the fact that like I was tripping pretty hard on the Absinthe and I said no to a stripper.Sam
There's nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.Winston
Fantasy and nightmare colliding.Nick
Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.Schmidt
You're dating a stripper, I'm dating a tall handsome doctor. We're kinda living the dream.Jess