New Girl "Cece Crashes" Quotes
Cece: You tell anyone we held hands, I have 2 people in my phone who will kill you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: Cece's really vulnerable right now. When she's drunk, she has no boundaries. She's really grabby, really physical, she's really loose with her body. So I just wanna apologize in advance for anything she might do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Winston: What is between you and that chair?
Schmidt: Just a little bit of sunshine.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Cece: I really felt that Gavin was different. Didn't you feel like Gavin was different?
Jess: Yea, I mean he seemed like a really nice...European DJ with a face tattoo.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gavin: This is my favorite Deep V!
Jess: It's just a deeper V!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Nick: Just stop being so nice!
Jess: Your mother's being so nice.
Nick: Slam on my mother.
Jess: Your mother's gonna slam on your mother.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: I don't need any help! Nick and I are friends. You don't know cause you don't have guy friends. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Or, I'm sorry DJ Dia-beatit.
Cece: He has diabetes.
Jess: He does? Boohoo! I'm sorry. Is it bad? Cause I feel really bad.
Cece: He's fine, he takes medication.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: I'm not like you! I don't just jump in the potato sack, with the first potato that I meet with diabetes!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8