New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Episode 3: "Double Date" Quotes
You broke my heart. Mail me my mouthguard.
Elizabeth
She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.
Schmidt
Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.
Schmidt
Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!
Nick: I believe horses are from outer space--
Jess: I believe that, too!
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.
Nick
If I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear glasses.
Nick
Cece, I'm sorry, but when I stand up, you're gonna see my penis, and when I walk out, you're gonna see my butt.
Nick
Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.
Winston
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