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You broke my heart. Mail me my mouthguard.

Elizabeth

She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.

Schmidt

Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.

Schmidt

Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!

Nick: I believe horses are from outer space--
Jess: I believe that, too!

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

If I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear glasses.

Nick

Cece, I'm sorry, but when I stand up, you're gonna see my penis, and when I walk out, you're gonna see my butt.

Nick

Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.

Winston
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New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Cece, I'm sorry, but when I stand up, you're gonna see my penis, and when I walk out, you're gonna see my butt.

Nick
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