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Nick: Men don't talk to people they've dated, unless they want sex, or they're Winston.
Winston: I also want sex.

Oh, this is terrible--she's quoting Scripture, but using a ton of cuss words.

Nick

Fellas, you made it! As promised, here's a coupon for a free sub.

Schmidt

It's nice inside of here--it's like a European airport.

Coach

I love you, Jessica--God, it feels good to say that out loud, and not just to my sleeping wife.

Berkley

Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'

Coach
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