There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson--I lost a bet to Schmidt.

Nick

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You would not know a sex blink if it blinked you in the sex!

Schmidt

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You don't like lakes, I don't like space! It's okay!

Jess

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It's MY garden party, and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!

Schmidt

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Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?

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• Added: March 23, 2014