Sorry. I've never heard you talk about your ex wife, and I got really nervous, and I tried to flirt information out of you.

Jess

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[to Winston] You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?

Schmidt

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Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, so how about just " be normal".

Jess

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Winston: So nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Can I sit on your shoulders?
Kareem: Sure!
Winston: Really?
Kareem: No!

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Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.

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