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Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.

Jess

So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'

Prince is terrible at Frisbee.

Schmidt

Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.

Nick

You've never been turned on by gas mileage?

Coach

I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!

Jess

Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!

Coach
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