Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.

Nick

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• Added: April 26, 2016

A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.

Winston

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• Added: April 26, 2016

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Schmidt

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• Added: April 26, 2016

That's too much whisky for my frame.

Winston

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Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.

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• Added: April 26, 2016

You got hurt on a hog man!

Nick

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• Added: April 26, 2016

Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.

Cece

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• Added: April 26, 2016

Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?

Jess

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• Added: April 26, 2016

I don't understand. Is Toby your name?

Schmidt

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• Added: April 26, 2016