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I don't know the words!

Jess

There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!

Schmidt

I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.

Nick

I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."

Schmidt

What happens in the sleigh is that I'll be your reindeer and take your toys to the sky.

Nick

Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.

He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?

Schmidt

He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.

Jess
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?

Schmidt

He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.

Jess
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