New Girl "Santa" Quotes
Jess: I don't know the words!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nick: I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nick: What happens in the sleigh is that I'll be your reindeer and take your toys to the sky.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8