New Girl Season 3 Episode 4: "The Captain" Quotes
Nick: It's Schmidt we're talking about here. After we saw the movie "Titanic," he started the Billy Zane Fan Club.
Nick: Look it up. They're called Zane-iacs.
Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.Schmidt
Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!Schmidt
Human dental dam!Schmidt
Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.Winston
He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."Winston
Jess: I have to show Nick...something in the bathroom.
Nick: It's tiles...I'm so bad at lying! It's for sex!