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Nick: It's Schmidt we're talking about here. After we saw the movie "Titanic," he started the Billy Zane Fan Club.
Jess: What?!
Nick: Look it up. They're called Zane-iacs.

Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.

Schmidt

Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!

Schmidt

Human dental dam!

Schmidt

Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.

Winston

He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."

Winston

Jess: I have to show Nick...something in the bathroom.
Nick: It's tiles...I'm so bad at lying! It's for sex!

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."

Winston

Jess: I have to show Nick...something in the bathroom.
Nick: It's tiles...I'm so bad at lying! It's for sex!

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