I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

• Permalink: I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
• Added: February 16, 2016

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

• Permalink: I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!
• Added: February 16, 2016

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

• Permalink: I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.
• Added: February 16, 2016

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

• Permalink: It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
• Added: February 16, 2016

Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

• Permalink: Nick, we're making sex.
• Added: February 16, 2016

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

• Permalink: Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
• Added: February 16, 2016

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

• Permalink: That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
• Added: February 16, 2016

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

• Permalink: The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
• Added: February 16, 2016

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

• Permalink: You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
• Added: February 16, 2016