New Girl
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There's nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.
Winston
Fantasy and nightmare colliding.
Nick
Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.
Schmidt
You're dating a stripper, I'm dating a tall handsome doctor. We're kinda living the dream.
Jess
I don't know the words!
Jess
There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!
Schmidt
I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.
Nick
I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."
Schmidt
What happens in the sleigh is that I'll be your reindeer and take your toys to the sky.
Nick
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?
Schmidt
He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.
Jess
