You got girl trouble, get a crystal!

Winston

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• Added: January 13, 2015

Eat glass and die you tramp!

Mrs. Roz

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• Added: January 13, 2015

If you died, I'd be lost!

Nick

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• Added: January 13, 2015

Jess: So you want us to come out so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so.

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• Added: January 13, 2015

I just want to be slapped around!

Winston

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• Added: November 25, 2014

We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!

Schmidt

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• Added: November 25, 2014

I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.

Winston

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• Added: November 05, 2014

I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.

Nick

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• Added: November 05, 2014

I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.

Nick

• Permalink: I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.
• Added: November 05, 2014

I have no idea why you live with these people. What kind of person would urinate on an electrical socket?

The Fish

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• Added: November 05, 2014

We're just covering our asses, while you're uncovering yours.

Jess

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• Added: October 14, 2014

I'm a very good secretary

Nick

• Permalink: I'm a very good secretary
• Added: October 14, 2014