It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.

Coach

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• Added: October 14, 2014

Hey! If I cooked up a whole chicken, would you guys have some?

Nick

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• Added: October 14, 2014

Winston, you go to the driving range just to watch?

Schmidt

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• Added: October 14, 2014

Oh my god! Will you not stop till the whole world is arosed?

Schmidt

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• Added: October 14, 2014

If you feel things getting sexual say, "shut it down!"

Jess

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• Added: October 14, 2014

Sponges make me feel exhilarated.

Nick

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• Added: September 30, 2014

Officer, can I read you your rights? You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain sweet.

Coach

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• Added: September 24, 2014

Jess: Are you insane, Schmidt? I'm not ready. That's like taking a musical from rehearsal straight to Broadway. You gotta workshop it first!
Schmidt: If you are for one second suggesting that I don't know how to open a musical, how dare you!

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• Added: September 24, 2014

The point of dating is just... to keep on dating and then never stop—like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist.

Schmidt

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• Added: September 24, 2014

Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings? How do you get anything done?

Schmidt

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• Added: September 24, 2014

Over the next 1,000 minutes, your notions of dating will be challenged. ... If you're saying things like 'Dreamy Eyes' to my face, then we have more work to do than the Kings of Leon. Good band, but it feels like they are stuck in one place musically.

Schmidt

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• Added: September 24, 2014

If pot were a piano, Nick would be a 9-year-old Chinese girl.

Schmidt

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• Added: September 24, 2014