Night Court
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on NBCNight Court Season 1 Episode 11: "Ready or Knot" Quotes
Abby: I know how to solve this. I’m going to cut the dress in two and each of you can have half.
Kaitlyn: Why would we do that?
Jessica: That would just ruin the dress.
Abby: Was trying to do the Solomon thing? From the Bible. It’s like Game of Thrones but people like the ending more.
Dan: Well, you know, big moments make us really miss those who are gone. It’s inevitable. But you have to live your life. And it’s time you start your life with… Again, Rand? Rand. I mean, it’s almost like a name but not quite.
Abby: Isn’t your real name Reinhold?
Dan: Uh huh, okay. So you know stuff.
Thrupples, man. Someone always ends up crying in the bathroom.
Gurgs
Who knew there were so many hairstyles? In Skaneateles, we only had two. Bangs and Horse.
Abby
As someone who has been a maid of honor five times and a Best Gurgs twice, I can tell you the job isn’t about lists and dress line-ups. It’s about having fun. And I’ve already cornered that market. Two words – PENIS. GAVEL.
Gurgs
Abby: Okay, let’s do it. It’ll be fun!
Dan: Weddings aren’t about fun. They’re about ruthlessly getting whatever you want. Which is fun. It is about fun. You said that?
Abby: I’ve been so busy, so I’m just letting Rand take the lead on things I don’t feel too strongly about.
Olivia: You feel strongly about which beans should be in the chili on Chili Wednesdays.
Abby: Pinto! Garbanzo beans should just stick to hummus!
Olivia: You know what the craziest thing is about weddings?
Gurgs: The fact that you’re having a fancy meal with two people you know are definitely going to have se later?
Really? Another disorderly conduct from the New York Wedding Expo? They had Wrestlemania in the same building and somehow it was less violent.
Abby
