No Ordinary Family

No Ordinary Family "No Ordinary Accident" Quotes

Katie: One time I went to Russia and I thought I was having an allergic reaction to the water. Turns out I was drinking Vodka.
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George [to Jim]: You are not supposed to be saying ouch.
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Jim: Everyone named Jack has been sent to the emergency room, maybe next time it'll be the morgue.
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Katie: He's a dash of Edward, with a smidge of Wolverine.
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Mr. Litchfield: Jock lets nerd on football team and nerd lets jock cheat off of him. What an adorable Breakfast Club you two have going on.
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George: You know it could be performance problems.
Stephanie: The only thing ruining his performance is you.
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George: What's it gonna be man? Nookie or the crookie?
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