No Ordinary Family Season 1 Episode 8: "No Ordinary Accident" Quotes
One time I went to Russia and I thought I was having an allergic reaction to the water. Turns out I was drinking Vodka.Katie
You are not supposed to be saying ouch.George [to Jim]
Everyone named Jack has been sent to the emergency room, maybe next time it'll be the morgue.Jim
He's a dash of Edward, with a smidge of Wolverine.Katie
Jock lets nerd on football team and nerd lets jock cheat off of him. What an adorable Breakfast Club you two have going on.Mr. Litchfield
George: You know it could be performance problems.
Stephanie: The only thing ruining his performance is you.
What's it gonna be man? Nookie or the crookie?George