No Ordinary Family

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Season 1 Episode 20: "No Ordinary Beginning"

George: You are gestating a human life.
Katie: Cross your fingers that it's human.
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Joshua: My powers are gone.
George: That's exactly what you say to the woman who doesn't want the guy with super powers.
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J.J.: My math is perfect, so if they aren't the answers your looking for, maybe you're asking the wrong questions.
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Daphne: He's my brother and he needs me!
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Helen Burton: The honestly believe they're going to find that boy. I hate to disappoint them. (To guard) Disappoint them.
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George: I need you to be cool. Can you be cool?
Katie: Historically speaking, it's not my strong suit.
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Jim: A word of advice. You shoot a man and leave him for dead, you better make sure his kryptonite didn't wear off.
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Agent: Mr. and Mrs. Powell, the government needs your family's help.
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Season 1 Episode 18: "No Ordinary Animal"

George: The closest thing I've seen to an animal there is a squirrel eating waffle fries.
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Mr. Litchfield: Giving you the same work as them would be like asking Stephen Hawking to play Chutes and Ladders.
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Lucas: What do you want me to do?
Mrs. X: Go fetch.
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J.J.: So your dirty-haired boyfriend is more important than our family?
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Jim: So you're saying with supers it's guilty until proven innocent?
George: Chances are, yeah. Powell family excluded.
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George: Of all the freaking sidekicks to get powers it had to be this one.
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George: I'm gonna need a bigger lair!
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Lucas: Speaking of family, I think I've still got a little bit of your wife under my fingertips if you want something to remember her by.
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Season 1 Episode 17: "No Ordinary Love"

Stephanie: You don't think she's a super do you?
George: It would explain why Jim is behaving like Charlie Sheen.
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J.J.: Pheramones!
George: Those things really exist? See I was just talking out of my ass.
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George: Your dad stole a girl from me? See I know something's crazy now.
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Jim: Happy Day-A-Versary Babe!
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