Stephanie: You're super strong and I'm super... [passes out drunk]
Jim: And that's why we don't have any friends.

I don't see batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, and Peter Parker was always pissing off on his buddies.

George

So apparently I have a super power too. Driving good-looking men from my apartment.

Katie

Jim: Dave is a normal guy.
George: So were you, once.

You're choosing burgers in the suburbs over catching the bad guy version of Bond? Where are your priorities?

George

Back in high school. I decided I was going to wait for the one. Like Morpheus waited for Neo in the Matrix, but with sexual relations. I waited so long for him, that at some point I never quite stopped waiting.

Katie

Katie: Have you ever had somebody look at you like they are looking into your prefrontal cortex?
Stephanie: Aww Katie, you're in love.

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