Remember how we used to be normal?


George: I can't believe I'm going to kill you
Jim: You're not going to kill me; you're just going to shoot me.

I'm gonna die, and I haven't even done it yet!


Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

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